Narwhal Nic

Guitarist // Dreamer // Lover (of pizza)

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If you label yourself a certain personality or character trait, you’re fucking retarded.

Anonymous asked: touch my butt right now

Okay^_~

Can you guys make me famous pls
aspirationdarling:

narwhalnic:

Am I a tumblr model yet

V much

Good
Am I a tumblr model yet
Yeah bye //

davespriteddave:

girl-in-the-dirtyy-shirt:

davespriteddave:

maN I DONT CARE IF SOMEONE HAS A PORNSTARS VAGINA AND THE BIGGEST BOOBS AND THE LONGEST HAIR IF THEY SAY THEY ARE A BOY AND THEY IDENTIFY AS A BOY THEY ARE A FUCKING BOY DO YOU HEAR ME
B O Y

But they aren’t though

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY GODDAMN CLEAN YOUR EARS YOU BIG OCEAN OF PETULANT CUM

I’m a giraffe

(Source: priincekiilljoy, via relentlessly-numb)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

Shrek is love

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via spideypoot)

b0dy-electr1c:

narwhalnic:

Rad m8

My boyfriend is v cute

Ty